Tiger Woods finally speaks, through a rap song. Check out this funny production we put together based on the song “London Bridge” by Fergie (oh shit). Many popular douchebags are featured, including Kanye West, which is arguably the biggest douchebag on the planet.
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Here are the lyrics to the song:
Lyrics
Thats right mo fo
I’m Tiger Woody
I walk around with a giant woody
VERSE 1
I put a ball in a hole and get paid
I make millions of dollars every day
I put my balls in different holes and get laid
And I got a nine iron smashed in my face
All my bitches get down on the floor
all my boys are back at the hole
the wife and kids are back at the home
I’d rather lick this sleazy dirty ho
CHORUS
How come every time you come around
my woody woody wood want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
How come every time you come around
my woody woody wood want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
