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Elin Woods Returning Home

miopod — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:18:59 +0000

It’s being reported that Elin is returning back to their Orlando home. What a great lady she must be to stand behind such a douchebag. She is obviously concerned for her kids and I commend her for that.

Tiger Woods Apologizes

miopod — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:45:02 +0000

Tiger Woods, at a staged press conference, delivered his apology for his inappropriate behavior. At times emotional, and at times lashing out at the media, he read his statement. Look, Tiger, nobody is buying it. You don’t even have the courtesy to take questions from the media? The same people that put you up on a pedestal in the first place?

Tiger Woods Leaves Rehab: Ladies, Lock Your Doors

miopod — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:52:57 +0000

It’s being reported that Tiger Woods has left rehab. The plan is to work things out with his wife and return to the PGA tour. Have we not learned enough from the Maury Povich show? Once a cheater, always a cheater. A tiger doesn’t change it’s spots.

Disgraced Golfer Tiger Woods Trying To Keep It Together

miopod — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:59:07 +0000

The situation miraculously keeps getting worse and worse for the disgraced golfer. Karma must really exist as it is coming down hard on Tiger. The latest news is that Tiger is very worried about the 14th mistress being revealed. His wife has had it for the time being and it has been said that they are living apart. Elin Nordegren, did state that her husband better get into therapy, or else. Well, that’s a start I suppose. The 14th named mistress, Theresa Rogers is just embarrassing if anything else. She is a 48 year old fitness guru, and mother living in Florida. I guess Tiger Woods is into milf’sas well, as he does not seem to discriminate with his women. His only requirement, that they are white and are busty (plastic surgery is fine with Tiger)

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Tag Heuer To Remain A Sponsor Of Tiger Woods

miopod — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:46:44 +0000

The popular watch company, Tag Heuer announced that they will continue to back Tiger Woods. The company spokeswoman stated, “He’s the best in his domain” and “We respect his performance in the sport”. This is good news for tiger as the major corporate sponsors lead toward cutting ties with the golfer, as consulting firm Accenture just did following the footsteps of Gatorade. Gillette and AT & T have stopped running ads featuring Tiger Woods and may soon drop him as well. From a business perspective, this makes sense. Who in their right mind would want to associate their product with a lying, womanizing cheater?

UFC President Dana White Speaks About Tiger Woods

miopod — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:11:08 +0000

Following the latest UFC 107, Penn Vs. Sanches event, Dana White was asked about Tiger Woods. White responded, “”Leave him alone,” White said. “What he does at home is his business. Or (what he does) anywhere else.” He does have a point, but our society won’t let that happen. When Tiger Woods was a squeaky clean golfer, he was bigger than ever and everyone and their grandmother approved of him. Now, people feel betrayed and just plain ticked off that someone with so much fame and money (earned ultimately from the pockets of fans), feels like he can do anything he wants and get away with it. Yes, in a way he should be left alone. In another, he should be put through the ringer for his actions.

Thanks Tiger, For Bringing Excitement To One Of The Most Boring Sports On The Planet

miopod — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:31:24 +0000

Golf has always been reserved for old, obnoxious white men with too much money. Watching the sport of golf for many people is about as exciting as watching a pimple heal through time lapse photography. No many people care. Being the a black American in the sport brought much needed publicity for the PGA tour. Even with the current fiasco, in the end they will benefit for the extra exposure. So golf fanatics, you do have to be grateful that a scumbag such as Tiger Woods has put your failing sport on the map. Way to go Tiger.

Kathie Lee Gifford Talks Insults About Mistress Jamie Jungers

miopod — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:59:15 +0000

Jamie Jungers had an exclusive interview on the Today Show with Kathie Lee Gifford. After the show was over and she left the building, Kathie Lee decided to trash talk a little about Jungers. In her own words, she told the audience:

“I often don’t tell tales out of school, but whatever,” Gifford said on-air. “[But] it took three people to get Jamie dressed, and she was very rude to the makeup artists, and ended up doing her own makeup … I’m sorry, this is a woman who needs to learn some manners.”

Sounds like Jamie Jungers has quite the large ego. Hmn, let’s see, your title in life is what, a trashy mistress, or home-wrecker, which would you like to be referred to as? Either one is fine, most people are probably split 50/50 on what to call you. Get some dignity, you are probably only good at sucking ***k if you know what I mean. Your daddy would be so proud.

Tiger Woods Private Conversation

miopod — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:12:52 +0000

No one likes a bragger, not even Tiger’s friends.

Tiger Woods Emails To Mistress Rachel Uchitel

miopod — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:46:05 +0000

Just when you thought you heard it all about scumbag Tiger Woods, well, you haven’t. Mistress Rachel Uchitel is sitting on a goldmine of email messages from Tiger Woods. It appears that in those messages, Tiger Woods disses his wife. It’s not bad enough that he cheats with multiple women, sends explicit emails to them, lies to all of them, lies to the public (he made many facebook postings stating how they have a regular, boring relationship), but the icing on the cake is dissing the wife. Elin Nordegren can’t be too happy about this. Tiger, you sir are a scumbag. Let’s hope your kids take after their mother.

In the latest Tiger Woods news, it appears his team has been trying to pay off witness as well. His team offered a witness with detailed knowledge of his affair with Rachel Uchitel to keep quite about the whole thing. Only in America money changes hands like this. Forget going to school for years, just find a scumbag celebrity, keep tabs on their secret behavior, and then cash in. I’m sure kids everywhere are taking notes.