Check out our latest exclusive video, Tiger Woods sings his own way.
Here are the lyrics:
You would not believe your eyes
If 10,000 girls of the night
Came out and said you slept with them
A stiffy inside my pants
And Ambien beside my bed
Is better than golf on any given day
I like to make myself believe
That planet earth, revolves
Around me
I’d like to say I’m sorry
But these titties look to good
The wife’s is gonna take for a ride
Cause i get a thousand rubs
From 10,000 differe nt girls
As we do drugs all through the night
A hotel here and there
A tramp beneath my bed
A stash of weed inside of my golf bag
I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(please take your name off your phone)
I need to see if the wife is back
(please take your name off your phone)
TMZ is on my back
(please take your name off your phone)
Can’t you cut a horny guy a little slack?
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