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Sarah Palin Up To Her Old Shenanigans

miopod — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:56:28 +0000

At the recent Tea Party question and answer session, Sarah Palin was caught glancing at notes on her hand, just like a teenager might cheat on a high school exam. Why is this woman giving speeches anywhere? If anything, she is just going to continue to divide the country further. Give her a talk show, she would be a great host.

Steve Jobs Unveils Giant iPhone

miopod — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:08:27 +0000

The wait is over, Steve Jobs has unveiled what appears to be a giant iPhone. He’s calling it an “iPad”, and he’s hyping it up to consumers suffering from the recession making them believe they need this gadget to make their live a little easier (is it good for job junting?).

Stupidest Move Ever By The New York Times

miopod — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:01:23 +0000

In probably what is the most absurd move ever, the New York Times announced that it will be charging people to read their columns online. Haaaaaaaahhhaahhhahh! Did they forget that all news if free on the internet? I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while.

Right Wing Fanatic Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii

miopod — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:29:11 +0000

Rush Limbaugh, one of the great perpetrators responsible in dividing our nation is hospitalized at the moment. Lets hope the religious fanatics out there can develop their own opinion and join together to repair this country before he gets out to spew more hate.

Putting Real Important Issues Into Perspective

miopod — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:55:02 +0000

We’ve been reporting on the ongoing Tiger Woods scandal (of course, with our unbiased, in your face commentary) But, in the middle of these nonsense issues that the public just cannot get enough of, lets take a minute and observe this photo for one minute.

This is the great work of Pulitzer prize winning photo journalist, Kevin Carter taking images in Sudan back in 1993. It has been said that this photograph haunted him to the point that he later committed suicide.

In this particular part of the world, the Tiger Woods scandal does not carry much weight. Finding a meal and staying alive one more day is of more importance. As we read the latest gossip, take a minute to appreciate what you have. The most poverty stricken people in America still have it at least 10 times better than millions around the globe. My advice on the Nike corporation, which is Tiger Woods biggest sponsor: spend your millions sending aid workers, building schools and hospitals in poverty stricken areas. I would feel much better buying a Nike product knowing my money is going towards a great cause, rather than to fill the pockets of a womanizer and all around scumbag athlete, Tiger Woods.