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Exclusive Video Tiger Woods Sings Lies I Mean Fireflies By Owl City

miopod — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:54:06 +0000

Check out our latest exclusive video, Tiger Woods sings his own way.

Here are the lyrics:

You would not believe your eyes
If 10,000 girls of the night
Came out and said you slept with them
A stiffy inside my pants
And Ambien beside my bed
Is better than golf on any given day

I like to make myself believe
That planet earth, revolves
Around me
I’d like to say I’m sorry
But these titties look to good
The wife’s is gonna take for a ride

Cause i get a thousand rubs
From 10,000 differe nt girls
As we do drugs all through the night

A hotel here and there
A tramp beneath my bed
A stash of weed inside of my golf bag

I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(please take your name off your phone)
I need to see if the wife is back
(please take your name off your phone)
TMZ is on my back
(please take your name off your phone)
Can’t you cut a horny guy a little slack?

Douchebag In The USA – Party Anthem With Lyrics

miopod — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:41:50 +0000

Are you sick of all the douchebags and douchebag behavior in Hollywood and abroad. If you are, you might appreciate this video. It puts things into perspective. Think about what is truly important in life and in general.

The song is based on the popular song “Party in the USA” by well known Miley Cyrus who plays Hannah Montana on the Disney channel. Here are a couple of images from the film. This first one is Miley Cyrus

Douchebag Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana

This next one, is an artistic image of kid’s in the war in Afghanistan and douchebag Paris Hilton not really interested in anything but herself.

So who do you think is the biggest douchebag in the Usa?

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Tiger Woody The Tiger Woods Mistress Cheating Song

miopod — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:47:16 +0000

Tiger Woods finally speaks, through a rap song. Check out this funny production we put together based on the song “London Bridge” by Fergie (oh shit). Many popular douchebags are featured, including Kanye West, which is arguably the biggest douchebag on the planet.

Here are the lyrics to the song:

Lyrics
Thats right mo fo
I’m Tiger Woody
I walk around with a giant woody
VERSE 1
I put a ball in a hole and get paid
I make millions of dollars every day
I put my balls in different holes and get laid
And I got a nine iron smashed in my face
All my bitches get down on the floor
all my boys are back at the hole
the wife and kids are back at the home
I’d rather lick this sleazy dirty ho
CHORUS
How come every time you come around
my woody woody wood want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
How come every time you come around
my woody woody wood want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up
my woody woody woody want to go up