‘Entertainment News’ Archives
Lowlife Jon Gosselin Agrees To Exploit His Kids If Lawsuit Dropped
First he claimed he did not want TLC exploiting his kids anymore. Well, Jon Gosselin is broke, without an income and facing a giant lawsuit from TLC. He has now agreed to exploit his kids and let TLC film them, if they agree to drop the lawsuit against him. It's always nice to see that Jon is looking out for number 1, Jon.
Taylor Swift Grammy Performance Shows How Awful She Sings
It's one thing to record take after take in the studio, then have the engineer cut the best pieces of your voice and splice it into one great performance, with a dosing of Autotune to fix bad notes. Then, you have a live performance where none of that can be done in real time to relieve the audience of the suffering they endured while listening [...]
Jersey Shore Cast To Be Featured On Jay Leno’s Return
The backstabing, reality tv bunch from the show Jersey Shore will be on Jay Leno's triumphant return to his Tonight Show. I think it's great Jay will be hanging out with his own kind for the start of his show.
Justin Mentell Boston Legal Star Dead
In sad news, Justin Mentell, the former star of Boston Legal died in a car crash. He was only 27 years old. It's being reported that his Jeep swirved off an embankment and collided with 2 trees. Sadly, he was not wearing his seat belt.
We Are The World Remake 2010
Over 100 entertainers got together to remake the 80's classic, "We Are The World" in order to benefit those affected in the Haiti earthquake. It's nice to see celebrities doing something for others, instead of their own ego for a change.
Steve Jobs Thinks You Are A Complete Idiot
With so much hype leading up to his keynote address, the iPad is a big disappointment. It looks like a giant iPhone, it has the basic functions of an iPod touch, doesn't support multi-tasking or flash, isn't a phone and doesn't have USB. A cheap netbook does so much more than a crappy iPad. Mr Steve Jobs, how stupid do you think people are? If [...]
Apple Gets Pranked
Apple recently aquired the domain MacbookPro.com. For a 50 billion dollar corporation, they forgot to do one simple thing, update the nameservers. For a few hours, this is what you would have seen if you went to MacbookPro.com (pretty funny for a company that prides itself on making fun of PC people) Click here for a full image You can [...]
Reality TV Slut Tila Tequila Pregnant
My heart goes out to this unborn child. Tila Tequila has confirmed she is pregnant. Let's add her to the list of people that really should not have kids: Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Heidi Montag, Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Charles Manson, and the list goes on. Tila Tequila with child is a crime against humanity, and she should be prosecuted to the [...]
Kim Kardashian Booty To Be Well Protected
At the upcoming Superbowl, Kim Kardashian will be traveling around town in a super secure, bullet proof limousine with her boyfriend Reggie Bush. It has bullet proof windows and is outfitted with gun ports. Reality check Ms. Kardashian. People do not want to shoot you, they just want to bitch slap you a little bit. Why don't you put this bullet [...]
Breaking News! Jesse James Lost His Dog
Jesse James, the motorcycle fanatic posted an alert on his twitter page about his lost little dog, Cinnabun. Can someone please stop the rescuers in Haiti and call them back here to the US to find this guy's dog. The dog was last seen in Long Beach, wearing a pink collar. Please, we really need to find this douchebag's dog.
