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U6i9 – Cheeky Bum Bum

miopod — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:31:25 +0000

Conan O’Brien Wouldn’t Backstab Jay Leno

miopod — Sat, 01 May 2010 19:38:36 +0000

In an interview airing Sunday on Sixty Minutes, Conan O’Brien states that he would not do to Jay Leno what Jay did to him. Good for you Conan, it’s good to see someone with character and morals in the forefront of Hollywood. As for Jay, well, he’ll just continue doing what he’s best at.

Heather Locklear In A Hit And Run Accident

miopod — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 22:10:29 +0000

Heather Locklear smashed and knocked over a no parking sign, and decided to take off since no one was around to see her. Problem is that there were surveillance cameras in the high profile area where she lives which led deputies straight to her door, match the damage on her BMW with that on the scene and arrest her.

Lindsay Lohan In Major Credit Card Debt

miopod — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:04:24 +0000

Party girl Lindsay Lohan is reported to be owing over $600,000 in credit card debt. Considering the fact that her last movie went straight to DVD, she may be able to pay this off by 2075.

New Book Claims Oprah Traded Sex For Money

miopod — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:40:32 +0000

I doubt this book will make Oprah’s book club. Author Kitty Kelley is alleging that Oprah Winfrey traded sex for money while she was in highschool. Her source for this info is apparently Oprahs own sister. Wow, what people will do for money!

New Tiger Woods Nike Ad- Stupidest Ad Ever

miopod — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:50:53 +0000

Well, at least it’s getting a ton of views on youtube.

Former 80’s Child Star Corey Haim Found Dead

miopod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:14:07 +0000

In said news, Corey Haim, the popular 80’s actor was found dead in his appartment. The initial cause of death reported is a drug overdose. More details are to come as it is still under investigation. The actor was 38 years old.

Howard Stern Says Gabourey Sidibe Is Enormous

miopod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:19:47 +0000

Ok Howard, you obviously have run out of people to attack and have resorted to making fun of fat people. Howard stated on his show that Gabourey Sidibe is enormous and she will not work again in Hollywood because she is so fat. He also took shots on Oprah calling her a “Filthy liar”.

Andrew Koenig Took His Own Life

miopod — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:47:56 +0000

In sad news, actor Andrew Koenig, 41 who starred as “boner” in the popular 80’s sitcom Growing Pains has died. Cause of death has not been released, but it appears he took his own life. Andrew had been suffering from depression, and had not taken his medication during the past year.

Elin Woods Returning Home

miopod — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:18:59 +0000

It’s being reported that Elin is returning back to their Orlando home. What a great lady she must be to stand behind such a douchebag. She is obviously concerned for her kids and I commend her for that.