‘Entertainment News’ Archives
Former 80’s Child Star Corey Haim Found Dead
In said news, Corey Haim, the popular 80's actor was found dead in his appartment. The initial cause of death reported is a drug overdose. More details are to come as it is still under investigation. The actor was 38 years old.
Howard Stern Says Gabourey Sidibe Is Enormous
Ok Howard, you obviously have run out of people to attack and have resorted to making fun of fat people. Howard stated on his show that Gabourey Sidibe is enormous and she will not work again in Hollywood because she is so fat. He also took shots on Oprah calling her a "Filthy liar".
Andrew Koenig Took His Own Life
In sad news, actor Andrew Koenig, 41 who starred as "boner" in the popular 80's sitcom Growing Pains has died. Cause of death has not been released, but it appears he took his own life. Andrew had been suffering from depression, and had not taken his medication during the past year.
Elin Woods Returning Home
It's being reported that Elin is returning back to their Orlando home. What a great lady she must be to stand behind such a douchebag. She is obviously concerned for her kids and I commend her for that.
Tiger Woods Apologizes
Tiger Woods, at a staged press conference, delivered his apology for his inappropriate behavior. At times emotional, and at times lashing out at the media, he read his statement. Look, Tiger, nobody is buying it. You don't even have the courtesy to take questions from the media? The same people that put you up on a pedestal in the first place?
False Prophet Benny Hinn Can’t Save Marriage
He's great at swindling money from millions of average Americans in the good name of the Lord, but for some odd reason, he can't apply his fake healing powers to save his own marriage. Hmn, I'm a little suspicious.
Tila Tequila Claims To Be Retiring
Ok. I have to ask. What exactly are you retiring from, Ms. Tila Tequila. What is it exactly that you do?
We Are The World Ruined By Autotune
25 years later, celebrities gathered once again to remake the classic song written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie to benefit the people devastated by the Haiti earthquake. However, who decided to put Lil Wayne and a few others with extreme autotune? We already know they can't sing.
DR Dre Sues Death Row Records
It's better late than never. Dr. Dre has decided to sue Death Row Records for unpaid royalties from the early cd, "The Chronic". Why did he wait 14 years to do it? I don't know, maybe fear of getting dangled off a high-rise office building (remember Vanilla Ice?).
John Mayer Acts Like A Douchebag
Well let's see. He's a talented musician, has lots of money and dates Hollywood celebs to his heart's content. Why oh why would he open his mouth in an interview talking about his penis and his exes? John, you are are official douchebag of the week.
